Spain vs Russia

Get some popcorn....this had me in stiches.....DARK is a russian, and Larios is from Spain, so the english isn't the best, which I guess makes it that much funnier...at least to me! LOL!

This hand, tilts DARKK_J, and starts the festivities:

DARKK__J: facken lucky donk

DARKK__J: raise allin with facken flash dro

DARKK__J: donkmaster

DARKK__J: how sick

DARKK__J: ofcourse i knew that i had A

DARKK__J: you*

DaKilla7777: dumb as fk

DARKK__J: but you still go allin donk

DaKilla7777: ????

DARKK__J: great

DARKK__J: faacken donlk

DARKK__J: donk

LarioS69: Yeah, what a donk -------This poor sap chimes in, not knowing this was to follow:

DARKK__J: idiot

LarioS69: Donk with ur chips xD

LarioS69: dont forgot

DARKK__J: suck it bitc

DARKK__J: you ll lose

DARKK__J: critin

DARKK__J: K10

LarioS69: AK all in ?

LarioS69: xD

DARKK__J: Lmao

DARKK__J: K10 call?

DARKK__J: idiot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LarioS69: i think that u have 44 or similar

DARKK__J: moron

LarioS69: Yeah idiot with ur chips xD

DARKK__J: you cant think damn

LarioS69: GO! around :)

DARKK__J: damnbass..asssholic!!!!111facken bitc

DARKK__J (Observer): stuped spain

DARKK__J (Observer): you are facken damnbass

LarioS69: Mother &&@!er goes play bingo

LarioS69: Good luck! :)

DARKK__J (Observer): ill fack your mom

LarioS69: yeye i know!

DARKK__J (Observer): & you facken fanily

LarioS69: xD

DARKK__J (Observer): ----->>>>> (|)

LarioS69: wowo xD

DARKK__J (Observer): wait me

DARKK__J (Observer): ill come

DARKK__J (Observer): to fack you

LarioS69: Yes for eat my &!@!

LarioS69: dig

DARKK__J (Observer): into your @%!

DARKK__J (Observer): ( | )

LarioS69: &!@! u

DARKK__J (Observer): facken chicken

LarioS69: xDD

LarioS69: Thnx for ur chips

LarioS69: i need this

DARKK__J (Observer): i need my kak into your gacken asssssssssssssss

DARKK__J (Observer): whore

LarioS69: Thnx

LarioS69: xD

TheNun1: now i remeber why i stopped playing here

LarioS69: Hey man!!!

LarioS69: Remember my name

DARKK__J (Observer): go fackyourself

DARKK__J (Observer): into yourname

LarioS69: xD

LarioS69: Dark u dont have nothing better than make ?

DARKK__J (Observer): you are facken fish

LarioS69: YE i know and ?

DARKK__J (Observer): have -1200 profit

DARKK__J (Observer): fish

LarioS69: Yes i know but in live i have +9000$

DARKK__J (Observer): ofcourse

LarioS69: http://danielo69blog.blogspot.com/ ----new blog in Spanish

DARKK__J (Observer): - 10M i think

LarioS69: Goes visit my blog

DARKK__J (Observer): how d call me with K10

DARKK__J (Observer): preflop

DARKK__J (Observer): on all your stack

LarioS69: why i need more chips or go out of toruney

LarioS69: the first inn chips have 25ks

DARKK__J (Observer): K10 da nutz?

DARKK__J (Observer): just explain

DARKK__J (Observer): your action

LarioS69: i think that 60% vs 40%

DARKK__J (Observer): why you do this?

DARKK__J (Observer): 60\40??

LarioS69: i thinked

LarioS69: But after or loock ur hand i was dead

DARKK__J (Observer): what do yiu think i had?

DARKK__J (Observer): A 4

DARKK__J (Observer): ?

LarioS69: Sorry and good luck the next T_T

LarioS69: i thinked u was with 4-4

LarioS69: or something

Larios got the last laugh on me too:

2BA

HeeHaw

Played a little HORSE tourney and came 3rd. The chip leader and eventual winner, had a knack for chasing hands down. I must have lost at least 3 huge pots where he rivered a better hand, and you just can't do much about that.

Nevertheless, I don't play HORSE much, so I'm pretty content to have gone this deep.

2BA

14K FT

The good news is that I was happy to not get the 'royal FU' suckout this time around, and actually made a final table. The bad news obviously was that I couldn't close this out.

Will keep trying....

2BA

In Da Junk again!!!

Sucks to go deep and have this happen:

What could have been once again........

2BA

!@#$%^&*

2BA

Post 4K wrapup

Here is the hand that really crippled me:

The check min-raise on the flop, againt most players, is definitely a red flag. But this guy was soooooooooo bad, I didn't really know what to make of it. To this point, the guy was calling and had not folded a single hand pre-flop, and we were maybe 20 hands in, plus I had disposed of my semi-final opponent pretty quickly, and was able to observe his play in his semi final match. The guy wanted to see every single flop....regardless of position, or if the pot was raised or not. I figured he had something, and of course you have to consider he may have flopped the flush, but nevertheless, I had hit the flop as well, and figured my only two options were fold or push.

Then of course, I get the 'crap' in the chat:

"ChansBoy: ship it baaaby"

Well, I got the last laugh on him obviously......funny thing is that after he had crippled me, he started folding! LOL!!!! We went about another 10 hands, were it folded back and forth, so he really did me a huge favor, given I would have been forced to play rags, but of course, he couldn't figure out the proper play given his big stack. Fine by me.

So after those 10 hands, I start the comeback here:

Then, after another 8 or 9 hands, still folding on his part, this hand got me back a bunch of chips:

He then, retakes the lead on this hand:

I really hated paying him off there, but again, given how bad he was, I felt there was a good chance I had the best hand.

Then I get my one and only needed break from the poker gods, however, it did cost me a mouse, and I think Mrs 2BA spilled her cocktail, given how she yelled back at me and all....in fairness, she was watching some documentary involving ghosts/supernatural crossover's from the dead, so when I flung the mouse, she being into the show, got pretty spooked and almost fell off the couch....sorry honey! :-)

I mean what can I say, this hand was pretty bad...so what? wtf was he doing there with T2? does he think he's Doyle fucking Brunson or something???? haha

So I dwindle a bit, having been giving this huge 'pass', and I rope him good here:

Again, this was standard, any 2 will do. Here's the final hand:

So he 3 bets me preflop, but with this guy, that meant squat to me. However, I called, to see what the flop would bring. I was first to act, and I liked the flop, figuring my equity against his range was pretty good. Given the size of the pot already, I figured shoving was my best option, and unfortunately, he actually had a hand finally, but it was a flip, more or less, and I came out on top.

Ship it baaaby!!!!!!

2BA

4K Heads up Winnah

I took a huge beat in the final match, which left me crippled. Sure was a sweet victory, especially after the DB Fish was giving me the 'ship it' needle in the chat. I'll put those hands up tomorrow, but certainly am happy to have taking this one down!

2BA